No other celebrity has garnered this much publicity and attention in the past month more than Charlie Sheen and now he has finally out-done himself. The Two and a Half Men star is now alleged to have raped a baby in the mouth.

Above: Charlie Sheen
The event apparently took place on Monday evening at 5:30pm at an undisclosed location, although it is being reported that it took place in the male bathroom of Charlie’s rehabilitation centre in Los Angelos. How Charlie managed to get the three month old is still being investigated, but Charlie’s lawyer, Ed Meyer, is not so optimistic about how this is going to pan out, especially considering his previous shenanigans.
“I am not too optimistic about how this is going to conclude,” says Meyer. “Especially considering my client’s previous actions over the past two and a half months”. Legal action is expected to be taken against Sheen by the baby’s parents, who have yet to be identified.
Sheen was questioned about the event as he left his estate in Malibu, but he had nothing to say. He cannot remain quiet about this forever, as this may be his most controversial stunt of his career, even when compared to all his ramblings, interviews, and general eccentricity he has presented recently.
Two and a Half Men airs Friday nights on channel Nine.